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Film Appreciation... Top Ten Ways "The Wizard of Oz" Would Be Different If It Were Made Today. By David Letterman
 

 

Top Ten Ways "The Wizard of Oz" Would Be Different If It Were Made Today

(David Letterman)

10 Grisly scene in which Dorothy blasts flying monkeys with an Uzi.
9 Katie bar the door! There is a giant asteroid heading straight for Oz!
8 Dorothy says, "Like, this is so not Kansas!"
7 Instead of "oil" the Tin Man moans "Viagra"
6 Kathie Lee Gifford plays Dorothy - audience roots for witch.
5 It would be named "Twister II."
4 To play the scarecrow, Robert De Niro has his brain removed.
3 Loveable Dog Toto replaced by droid T.O.T.O.
2 "Lions and tigers and bears, oh (expletive deleted)!"
1 New title - "Wiz Got Game"

 

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