| 10 |
Grisly scene in which Dorothy blasts
flying monkeys with an Uzi. |
| 9 |
Katie bar the door! There is a giant
asteroid heading straight for Oz! |
| 8 |
Dorothy says, "Like, this is so not
Kansas!" |
| 7 |
Instead of "oil" the Tin Man
moans "Viagra" |
| 6 |
Kathie Lee Gifford plays Dorothy -
audience roots for witch. |
| 5 |
It would be named "Twister II."
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| 4 |
To play the scarecrow, Robert De Niro has
his brain removed. |
| 3 |
Loveable Dog Toto replaced by droid
T.O.T.O. |
| 2 |
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh
(expletive deleted)!" |
| 1 |
New title - "Wiz Got Game" |