Rating Films
How we go about rating films is largely a matter
of taste and personal experience. Yet if we are going to do a
service to the readers of our reviews we need to have some common
standards upon which to base our ratings. As such, here are a
few easily recognizable criteria, (or touch stones) that any reviewer
can use as a guideline for rating films. For convenience sake
we are using a four star system with four stars indicating an
exemplary film and 1 star indicating a mediocre film.
Characteristics of One Star Films
- Few if any memorable performances.
- Virtually no plot - why did they make this film
anyway?
- If there are any special effects used they are
poorly executed.
- Virtually all of the technical aspects of this
film are poorly executed.
- A genuine watch checker (Let's hear it for Indiglow
©)
Characteristics of Two Star Films
- This film has its "moments".
- This film has a plot although sometimes it is
either hard to follow or it is so blatant that it literally beats
you over the head with it. You know the kind of film that takes
itself so seriously that it literally preaches the moral of the
story to you in a special segment (generally at the end of the
movie), that leaves you feeling as if you have beaten about the
head and shoulders by a large blunt object.
- The majority of the actors turn in credible performances.
You do not catch any one acting and most of the time you are
watching the characters on screen as opposed to the performers.
- You hardly ever looked at your watch.
Characteristics of Three Star Films
- This is a well made film that achieves its purpose.
- The director achieves his/her intent. If it
was a comedy you laughed, if it was a horror film you were scared.
- The actors all turn in credible performances.
- The plot was engaging. Not only could you tell
why they made the film you were also interested in it.
- The film manages to inspire willing suspension
of disbelief on the part of the audience. Translated: you forget
that it is only a movie.
- This is the sort of film that you would strongly
recommend to people who enjoy this type of genre. You would marginally
recommend it to people who don't, as a rule like this type of
film. This is potentially a classic film.
Characteristics of Four Star Films
- The director achieves his/her intent. If it
was a comedy you laughed, if it was a horror film you were scared.
- The actors all turn in credible performances,
in fact some of these may be of Oscar caliper.
- The film not only manages to inspire willing
suspension of disbelief on the part of the audience but there
were times you genuinely forget that it was only a movie. Tell
tale signs of this are ferociously grabbing the persons hand next
to you or clinging to them in terror during extremely intense
scenes. Another sign is people in the audience talking back to
the screen.
- This is the sort of film that you think everyone
should see regardless of their genre preferences.
- This is a classic film. You can see yourself
watching it again and again and seeing something different each
time. You can also see yourself introducing your children or
your friends to it in fifteen or twenty years.
- Audiences leave this film changed in some manner.
Perhaps the audience's awareness has been increased about a
subject, this was certainly the case with "One flew Over
The Cuckoo's Nest" where audiences were confronted with the
realities of mental institutions. Perhaps the audience is forced
to confront their feelings about a subject matter, in the case
of "Schindler's List" director Steven Speilberg not
only educated his audience he also forced them to confront their
feelings about prejudice. Or perhaps the audience is asked to
think about their relationships with people, as they were in "Field
of Dreams" and "Tootsie". Whatever the case, if
the audience leaves the theater thinking or feeling differently
about the films subject matter the odds are fairly good that it
is a four star film.